Hperborea 2 Directions

I just received word that Hyjynx will be unable to make it tonight, but here are the directions for Hyperborea 2.

////Transmission Engaged////
////Protocol: Zulu Tango////
////Subject: Hyperborea////
////Clearance: K - Thulu////

Overview:
Success: the way is clear. The Audio Response Team tonight will bring you to Hyperborea. We will take you to the portal, but you yourself must make the choice to venture beyond.

Briefing:
CRITICAL INFORMATION:
All personnel must understand these very important points.
- This is a gathering of close friends on public land. Be discreet and act responsibly.
- We will leave no trace of ourselves. No litter whatsoever, including toilet paper. There will be a special trash bag for soiled toilet paper. Please bring something in which to put your cigarette butts (altoids cans work great) --once again-- *leave no trace*!
- Drive carefully, drive soberly. It's best to have a passenger in the car with a flashlight read the directions to you and to not operate with the cabin light on. Pay close attention to the mileage on the directions. Also please do not attract unnecessary attention as you drive from Kramer Junction to the party (loud stereos,
speeding, etc).
- If the authorities visit us, and they might, please stay calm and do not take off. We will deal with them. In the past, we have had very good luck with encounters with rangers, so please do whatever you can
to ease and help the situation.

Donations:
We're not charging admission to this event; we're instead relying on donations for the cost it takes to throw this event. Please help us out. Hyperborea will set us back several hundred, so $10, $15, $20, whatever you can part with, will be greatly appreciated to help cover the cost of gas and equipment rental.

General Instructions:
Hyperborea is a wondrous land that offers untold delights to the prepared traveler. Take these simple steps to ensure that your stay will be enjoyable. Bring warm clothing that you can layer on and off as it cools down and warms up, a flashlight, and a gallon of water per person at the bare minimum. A tent and sleeping bag or blankets are a handy refuge. There will be a firepit, do not create another one that will scar the lakebed, but do bring wood. The weather forecast for the area is mostly clear with a steady breeze overnight
with temperatures in the upper 50s. It should be sunny in the morning. Sunset will be at 2003, with darkness falling at 2032. Dawn will begin at 0505, and sunrise will be 0535. The moon will be a waxing crescent with 21% illumination, and it will set at 2352. Also of note, Jupiter will be rising at 2216 and will be overhead at 0316. Mars will be visible in the evening sky, setting at 2352.

General Travel Instructions:
Study these directions before you hit the road. Use Google Maps, take notes on your printed directions, print out whatever maps you would like to have with you. Your vehicle's odometer may vary slightly from
our measurements, don't panic. Have someone that you are carpooling with read the directions to you with a flashlight. When you pass through Mojave and Kramer Junction, be discreet, do not speed, play loud music, or discuss your destination with unauthorized personnel. The final approach will partly be on unpaved roads, a normal sedan should experience no difficulty if driven carefully and slowly. Drive so that you can see and slow down for bumps and drive around dips or rocks. Lowered vehicles are not advised. Carpool to save money and the planet.
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